Some of us can’t sew…some of us aren’t good with tools…how do we get through life?

Duct tape.

If you are not capable of fixing it the right way whether it is because of lack of funding or dexterity, just duct tape it.

Some say that duct tape is tacky.

I cannot argue with that.

Thank God that it is.

Duct Tape’s tacky characteristic is it’s true strength.

Mighty Putty benefited from extensive marketing by Billy Mays. Duct Tape never needed such marketing. It has been quietly and reliably solving the problems of those who are “not so handy” for years. As a result, duct tape has developed an almost cult-like following. No need for marketing here. Duct tape blows away Might Putty in it’s versatility.

As it’s name implies, duct tape was originally intended to be used in duct work. The ingenuity of the human mind has vastly expanded it’s scope of utility.

Duct Tape’s applications are as vast as the grains of sand in the Sahara….

For the college student, Duct Tape is an effective means of securing posters and other trophies such as street signs to a dorm wall.

Need to hem some pants but don’t know how to sew?…Duct Tape it.

Want to secure a note that you don’t want to blow away?..Duct Tape it.

Secure birthday balloons to a chair?…Duct Tape it.

Neoprene shoe covers not in your budget? No worries. Just wrap a nice layer of duct tape around your shoes and your toes will be toasty in no time.

Duct tape can also be used to repair those tears in one’s ski jacket without compromising the wind or water-resistance of the jacket.

Just yesterday I had two Duct Tape applications. I used duct tape to re-attach my car clicker to my key chain and then later that day used it to attach my odometer to my aero bars on my bike.

The day before yesterday, the dummies at the oil change place forgot to put a new “hey man your due to change your oil” sticker in my windshield. Did I sweat it? No. Duct Tape and a Sharpie and the problem was solved.

Ever want to really shut someone up? Duct Tape em.

Ever want to really tie someone up? Duct Tape em.

Duct Tape is a thrifty alternative to expensive eye brow wax treatments at the salon. Guys forking out hundreds of dollars for lazer hair removal of unsightly back hair should really consider the Duct Tape option.

Need to secure that plastic tarp where there was once a window in your car? Duct Tape is the answer.

Need a way to secure your tire pump to your bike? You know the answer.

Duct tape also has medicinal uses.

Say you have a rather deep cut that should probably be stitched up but you don’t have the time or money to go to urgent care. You guessed it. Call Dr. Duct Tape.

I ask you.

Can you think of any other substance on Earth that can help you out in everything from interior design to fashion to healing?

I can’t.

That’s why Duct Tape is a friend of mine.

BR